Thursday morning/afternoon in Des Moines, Iowa

7:20am -picked up at hotel by comedy club owner.

7:30am -got to first radio show. Radio vj’s name, “Roundhouse.”

8:00am -did two more radio shows in a different building. DJs asked me wacky questions and I lied about being in a movie with Morgan Freeman. The crazy times I had with Morgan took up most of the interviews.

9:00am -dropped off back at hotel.

9:10am -googled ‘rental car des moines

9:25am -rental car was dropped off at my hotel. 9:45am -got in car and started driving aimlessly.

10:00am -found IHOP.

10:10am -ate pigs in a blanket. drank coffee. talked on the phone. photo blogged.

11:00am -tried paying at IHOP with a $100 bill. they couldn’t break it.

11:30am -got back to hotel. Watched my dog play on the doggy day care web cam where he goes while Daddy isn’t home. laughed, cried, missed him.

12:30pm -got back in car to drive aimlessly. saw a movie theater.

1:00pm -bought a ticket to Dark Knight. this is the second time I’ve seen it. left the theater after my fav part, when the joker throws the champagne over his shoulder at the Harvey Dent fundraiser thrown by Bruce Wanye.

2:30pm -went back to the hotel for more doggy day care web cam. (More compelling than the second half of Dark Knight)

3:00pm -drove to starbucks down the street from hotel.

Now -typed this blog entry, then went to the bathroom for the first time all day.