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You’ve reached the Big Man with a Big Van, please leave a message after the tone. BEEP. Um, hi, Big Man with a Big Van? I’m standing next to your Big Van right now. Just wanted to see how big you are. If you get this in the next few minutes, come out, and let me get a look at you. This is Nick, by the way. I’m wearing a greenish jacket, medium build, brown hair. Bye. Oh, you should put a picture of you on your van. Bye, again.














